God, plz give me the strength to pretend like I don’t have thunder thighs
plz let me feel like it’s ok to go outside in these shorts
Omg I’ll prolly change before we leave
My thighs in a nutshell.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
Waiting in the ER waiting room sucks so badly that I actually want something to be wrong with me.
:|
Everybody cross your fingers for ailments.